13 funniest tweets of the week

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13 funniest tweets of the week-

Fall is here, and you know what that means... Time to go outside and enjoy the splendor of the changing of the leaves? Absolutely freaking not. Go to an apple orchard? Yeah, nope. Pull on a cozy sweater and light a candle? Get real.

Fall is here, and it's time to sit inside, scroll through your phone, and read some truly tremendous tweets. Life is short, read all the tweets you can.

Lucky for you, we've done the hard work of collecting the absolute funniest tweets from this week. So here they are, the 13 best tweets of the last seven days.

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1. The thing about a Big Steve's Special is that if you see it on a menu then you should absolutely order it.

2. Every ad is for some app that needs all of your identifying information. But you WILL get .03 percent cash-back at participating Walgreens locations.

3. Oh, so everyone loves me? Amazing, I'll take it.

4. Some tweets are just perfect. This is perfect.

5. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't think you were going to take it there, your honor.

6. Just a certain kind of person who posts online too much.

7. I love it here.

8. Please understand that NyQuil chicken is a joke and should be treated as such.

9. I think I will use this time to learn to play the guitar.

10. One of many good alleged Adam Levine DM memes.

11. And another.

12. Obligatory dril tweet for you.

13. And finally, this.